Total Medals Earned: 338 (From 57 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,295 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/170 points)
Score a 100x multiplier or better.
Finish the game.
There is much to be discovered in the Wild West...
Score a 500x multiplier or better.
Finish the game without crashing.
Medals Earned: 18/18 (385/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/12 (135/260 points)
Eat 5 enemy bodies in one game
Evolve for the first time
Get over 10, 000 points in one game
Beat the game
lose the game
Lose 80% of your health
Leave 20 enemy bodies on the stage at the same time
Kill 200 enemies total
Bounce back from a really low health amount
Medals Earned: 8/13 (70/320 points)
Do you have the guts to start play?
Infect your first PC!
Win a gold cup!
Code 50 viruses!
Build
Code 200 viruses!
Build 200 turrets!
Code 500 viruses!
Complete the game.
Build 500 turrets!
Complete the game with at least all silver cups.
Upgrade everything at maximum level.
Complete the game with all gold cups.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/300 points)
Scare all the people out of the house
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Use every possessable ability
Medals Earned: 6/6 (255/255 points)
TX-15 Dependency
Get a B Rank or higher
Get a C Rank or higher
Get an A Rank or higher
Get a S Rank
Medals Earned: 6/23 (35/485 points)
infect a total of 100 red bloodcells.
purchase your first upgrade.
destroy a white bloodcell.
at first i was afraid, i was petrified.
spawn a total of 300 germs.
oh my god it's so intense!
infect a total of 2500 red bloodcells.
upgrade damage to level 10.
have 65 germs alive at the same time.
destroy a total of 900 white bloodcells.
upgrade latency to level 11.
spawn a total of 10000 germs.
upgrade immunity to level 9.
upgrade auto-infect to level 8.
survive a stage without infecting a single bloodcell.
earn 3500 EP for a single stage.
finish 5 stages in a row without dying.
start from scratch after completing stage 25.
upgrade reproduction rate to level 6.
finish the final stage of the campaign.
earn a total of 70000 EP.
Medals Earned: 9/30 (125/500 points)
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Find me two sporks
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Read the instructions
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Finish half of STORY MODE
Finish STORY MODE
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Try both game modes in one session
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Submit a score
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/355 points)
Checking out the game.
Reaching section 10.
Playing the game for 30 minutes.
Playing the game for 20 minutes.
Reaching section 15.
Playing the game for 10 minutes.
Completing all levels or finishing the game.